Jack

Any of Esplin's attempts to explain humans to Edriss when they were still Hork Bajir usually went something like this:

Esplin, who once infested an human: Ok so the left part of the brain controls the right half of the body, and the right part of the brain controls the left half
Edriss, who has not:
Edriss: ok i know you love to fuck with me but i have no idea why would you think i would believe such a stupid lie
Esplin: I'M NOT LYING! HUMANS TRULY ARE SUCH BULLSHIT!!
Edriss: yeah right just like when you said humans grew bones in their mouth that then fall off and grow again
Esplin: THAT'S TRUE TOO!!!
Edriss: esplin for fuck's sake